"Ding Dong" joke

As soon she heard her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Judy went straight to her grandmother. When she asked how he had died, her grandma explained, "He suffered a heart attack during sex on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Judy suggested that shagging at the age of 95 was surely asking for trouble. "Oh no dear," her grandma replied, "we had sex every Sunday morning, in time with the church bells - in with the dings and out with the dongs."
Grandma paused for a moment, wiped a tear from her eye, and continued, "Had it not been for that damn ice cream truck going by, he'd still be alive."

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