"Distraught" joke

Fearing her husband is having an affair, the distraught young blonde goes to the gun shop and buys a gun. When she comes home she finds her husband in bed with a brunette. Pulling the gun out of her purse, she points it at her own head. Seeing this, the husband jumps out of bed pleading with her to not shoot herself.
"Oh shut up," she yells at him. "You're next!"

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