"Divine Sign, A" joke
A Rabbi and a Priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither cleric is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the Rabbi sees the Priest's collar and says, "So you're a Priest, that's interesting.
I'm a Rabbi... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."
The Priest replied," I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!
The Rabbi continued, "And look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then he hands the bottle to the Priest. The Priest shakes his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then handing it back to the Rabbi.
The Rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the Priest.
The Priest asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The Rabbi replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
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