"Do you mind if I" joke
Do you mind if I smoke?
I don't care if you burst into flames and die.
If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in
front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees "The President Must Go" written
in urine across the snow.
Well, old Bill is pretty ticked off. He storms into his security more...
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
Donald Duck and Minnie Mouse were up in a hotel room and decided that they wanted to have sex. Well, the first thing Minnie asks is, "Do you have a condom?"
Donald says "No."
Minnie tells Donald that if he doesn't get a condom that they can't have sex more...
Did you hear about the welfare doll? You wind it up and it doesn't work.