"Doctor, Doctor!" joke
Doctor, doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar."
Come now. I don't believe that."
Doctor, doctor People keep disagreeing with me
No they don't.
Doctor, doctor People keep ignoring me
Next please.
Doctor, doctor I think I'm a pair of curtains
Pull yourself together.
Doctor, doctor I think I'm a cricket ball
Hows that.
Doctor doctor I think I'm a billiard ball
Get to the end of the queue.
Doctor doctor I cant feel my legs
That's because we've cut your arms off.
Doctor doctor I think I need glasses
This is the post office.
Doctor doctor I think everyone hates me
Fuck off you irritating git.
Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...