"Doctor, Doctor!" joke
Doctor, doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar."
Come now. I don't believe that."
Doctor, doctor People keep disagreeing with me
No they don't.
Doctor, doctor People keep ignoring me
Next please.
Doctor, doctor I think I'm a pair of curtains
Pull yourself together.
Doctor, doctor I think I'm a cricket ball
Hows that.
Doctor doctor I think I'm a billiard ball
Get to the end of the queue.
Doctor doctor I cant feel my legs
That's because we've cut your arms off.
Doctor doctor I think I need glasses
This is the post office.
Doctor doctor I think everyone hates me
Fuck off you irritating git.
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...