"Doctor, Doctor!" joke

"Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!""What's come over you?" "2 buses, 3 motorbikes and a train." "Doctor Doctor - I feel like a pack of cards!""I'll deal with you later." "Doctor Doctor - I feel like a needle!""I see your point." "Doctor Doctor - I feel like a pair of curtains!""Pull yourself togerther man!""Doctor Doctor - I have 59 seconds to live!""Wait a minute will ya!