"Doctor's Advice" joke

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the
checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and told her,' If you don "t
do the following, your husband will surely die:

Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in
a good mood.
2. At lunch, make him a warm nutritious meal and put him in a
good frame of mind before he goes back to work.
3. For dinner, fix. an especially good meal, and don't burden him with
household chores.
4. Have Sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every
whim.:
On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had said
to her.
She simply replied, "You're going to die".

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