"Does Your Dog Bite?" joke

A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. “Does your dog bite? ”
“No. ”
A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.
“I thought you said your dog didn’t bite! ” the man says indignantly.
“That’s not my dog. ”

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