"Does your penis touch your butt?" joke
One day a grandfather and his grandson were fishing at thier farm pond when the grandfather pulls out some chewing tabacco and starts to chew it. The grandson says "hey grandpa can I have some of that?" The grandpa says," does your dick touch your ass?" He replies. "no." Grandpa says," then you cant have any. Next the grandfather pulls out some whiskey.The grandson says "hey grandpa can I have some of that?" The grandpa says," does your dick touch your ass?" He replies. "no." Grandpa says," then you cant have any.Next he pulls out a cigar. The grandson says "hey grandpa can I have some of that?" The grandpa says," does your dick touch your ass?" He replies. "no." Grandpa says," then you cant have any." Then the grandson pulls out some cookies and the grandpa asks," hey grandson gimme some of those." THe grandson replies," does your dick touch ur ass?" The grandpa says."yes." The grandson then replies, "good then go fuck yourself cause these are my cookies!"
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