"Donkey Raffle" joke

A Cajun named Jean Paul moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. 00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer rove up and said, "Sorry, but I got some bad news. The donkey died."
"Well then, just give me my money back."
"Cain't do that. I went and spent it already."
"OK then, just unload the donkey."
"What ya gonna do with em."
"I'm gonna raffle him off."
"Ya cain't raffle off a dead donkey!"
"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anyone he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with the Cajun and asked, "What happened with the dead donkey?"
"I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2. 00 apiece and made a profit of $898. 00."
"Didn't no one complain?"
"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2. 00 back."

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