"Don't Ask Questions" joke

A man was sent to hell to pay for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where a lawyer was having an intimate conversation with a gorgeous woman.
"What a rip-off," the man muttered. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a gorgeous woman."
Poking the man with his pitchfork, the escorting demon snarled, "Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"

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