"Don't Drive then Drink" joke

Two men get into a terrible car accident. Both cars are totaled, but amazingly, neither man is hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, one man says to the other "There's nothing left of our cars, but at least we weren't injured. This must be a sign from God that we were meant to meet, be friends, and live together in peace the rest of our lives."

The other man replies, "I totally agree with you. This must be a sign from God."

"And look at this," continues the first man, "It's another miracle. My car was completely destroyed but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink the wine to celebrate our good fortune!"

He hands the bottle to the other man, who promptly takes a few big gulps and hands the bottle back. The man takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on.

The other man asks, "Aren't you going to have a drink?"

"No, I think I'll wait for the police to join us," the man said.