"Don't Let Me Be Late" joke

One Sunday morning a little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Sunday school.
As she ran, she kept praying, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Please don't let me be late!"
While running and praying, she tripped and fell, tearing her dress and scuffing her shoes.
She quickly got up, brushed herself off, and started running and praying again, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late... but don't shove me either!"

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