"Don’t get mad" joke

Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, “Now don’t get mad at me….. I know we’ve been friends for a long time….. but I just can’t think of your name! I’ve thought and thought, but I can’t remember it. Please tell me what your name is. ” Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, “How soon do you need to know? ”

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