"Drinking and chasing wemon" joke
Here i lay in the hospital on my death bed. Trying to figure out if i'm going to heaven or hell.
An angel comes in to take a tally of my sins. he advises me that it don't look good for me to be able to go to heaven as your records show you have broken 9 of the ten commandmens.
why is that he asked?
lets see i quit drinking when i was 21, and quit chasing wemon at 24.
that is good he said you have 2 points in your faver.
no i don't, when i quit drinking at 21 is because i sobered up and found out it was legal to drink so that took all the fun out off it.
when i quit chasing wemon at 24 is because i caught the one i was chasing.
now 50 yrs of being merried 45 yrs of it was living in hell already with that she devil so i think i deserve to go up as i already served my time in merital hell.
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