"Driving Etiquette for Rednecks" joke

* Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.
* When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
* Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.
* When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
* Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.
* Do not remove the seats from the car so that all your kids can fit in.
* Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.

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