"Ducks in Heaven" joke
once there were three girls and they all died at the same time and went to heaven.the man at the gate said u can go in but dont step on a duck because they are Gods favorite animal. they all agreed and walked insige to find millions of ducks. they walked in carefully but the first girl steps on a duck. then a man comes and handcuffs her to the ugliest man ever! the other to are more careful now but then a couple weeks later the other girls steps on a duck and she gets handcuffed to the ugliest man ever. the other girl does great. she goes months and months and doesnt step on a duck. then the man comes and handcuffs her to the most gorgeous man ever! she says well i dont no wat i did to deserve this! then the man says well i dont no wat u did but i steped on a duck!
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