"Dude Read This" joke

A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. “Nice bike, ” the cop said “did Santa bring it to you? ”

“Yep, ” the little girl said, “he sure did! ”

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.

The cop said, “Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it. ”

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, “Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you? ”

“Yes, he sure did, ” chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, “Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top. ”