"Dumb Arizona Laws" joke

Hunting camels is prohibited. Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony. This goes back in the days of the Wild West. There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus. Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs. When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses. It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water. You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Glendale Cars may not be driven in reverse.
Globe Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.
Hayden If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.
Maricopa County No more than six girls may live in any house.
Mesa It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.
Mohave County A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
Nogales An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.
Prescott No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.
Tucson Women may not wear pants.
Tombstone It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.