"Dumb California Laws" joke
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1, 500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. Bathhouses are against the law. It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. Women may not drive in a house coat. No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants. In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same guidelines as cats and dogs. Arcadia Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways. Alhambra You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit. Baldwin Park Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. Belvedere City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash." Blythe You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows. Burlingame It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds. Carmel Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor) Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits. Chico Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. Downey It is illegal to wash your car in the street. (Passed 1995). Hollywood It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time. Lafayette You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person. Lodi It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String". Lompoc It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace. Long Beach
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