"Dumb Wives" joke

Three rednecks were sitting on the porch discussing their wives.
"My wife is so dumb," the first said. "Yesterday she drug home a washer and dryer and we ain't even got 'lectricity."
"My wife is dumber than yers," said the second. "Yesterday she brung home a dishwasher and we ain't even got no runnin' water."
"My wife is the dumbest of all," the third said. "Yesterday her purse was on the kitchen table. Everythin' was dumped out of it and there was a bunch of rubbers layin' right there... and she ain't even got a dick!"

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