"Dumb blonde" joke
A girl with a red wig on goes to the doctor and the doctor asks "What seems to be the problem?" The girl says: "My body is on fire." She touched her arm and screamed. She touched her cheek and screamed even louder. The doctor says: "You are a blonde aren't you?" The girl says: "Yeah." The doctor says: "Your finger's broken."
your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number
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