"Dumb blonde" joke

A girl with a red wig on goes to the doctor and the doctor asks "What seems to be the problem?" The girl says: "My body is on fire." She touched her arm and screamed. She touched her cheek and screamed even louder. The doctor says: "You are a blonde aren't you?" The girl says: "Yeah." The doctor says: "Your finger's broken."

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

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A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good more...

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Jim had a date with a really, hot blonde and in preparation for it, he went on the rooftop of his apartment building to get a tan. Not wanting to have any tan lines, he decided to sunbathe in the nude. Unfortunately, Jim fell asleep. When he finally woke up, he was sunburned more...

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A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

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Anonym:well i think its funny no need to use bad language over a joke gosh get over your self and get a life!!!!
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Anonym:that was the lamest joke i have ever hear!!! and your not a badassbitch... you cant even tell a good joke
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this one is not worthy show
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Ace:The doctor must be blonde if (s)he has to ask her if she's a blonde or not. -.-
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this one is not worthy show
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Anonym:good one, badass
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Funny J:Nice one :)
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