"Dumb blonde in a bar" joke
A blonde chick walks into a bar, sits down and starts watching the TV. There's a guy on the news thats going to jump off a building, so the guy sitting beside her says "10 bucks says he jumps."
The blonde replied, "Sure, I'll take that bet."
The guy on the news jumps, so she pays the guy sitting beside her his 10 dollars.
He laughs and says, "Hey, I feel too bad taking advantage of you. I saw it on the 5:00 news."
She replies "It's OK I saw it on the 5:00 news too, but I just didn't think he'd do it again."
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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!