"Dumb blonde in a bar" joke
A blonde chick walks into a bar, sits down and starts watching the TV. There's a guy on the news thats going to jump off a building, so the guy sitting beside her says "10 bucks says he jumps."
The blonde replied, "Sure, I'll take that bet."
The guy on the news jumps, so she pays the guy sitting beside her his 10 dollars.
He laughs and says, "Hey, I feel too bad taking advantage of you. I saw it on the 5:00 news."
She replies "It's OK I saw it on the 5:00 news too, but I just didn't think he'd do it again."
A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it.
He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast.
He says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be able to more...
A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The more...
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.