"During Our Talk" joke

A young wife whose husband had grown neglectful decided that the best way to arouse his dormant interest would be to shock him into jealousy.
"Darling," she purred one night, "the doctor I visited today said I had the most flawless face, full, well-rounded breasts and the loveliest legs he'd ever seen."
"And did he say anything about your fat ass?" her husband asked her.
"Oh no, dear," she said calmly, "your name wasn't mentioned once during our talk."

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