"Dying her roots" joke
One day a man came home from work really horny, nearly dashing into the house to find his wife. On the fridge was a message that read, "dying roots -2:30." Not so quick to be discouraged, the man hopped back into the car (as well as a man can hop in such a situation) and drove to his wife's choice salon to whisk her away.
Upon entering the salon, the man found no trace of his wife anywhere, and returned home. Seeing no other relief, he started upstairs to do some hands- on treatment when he saw his blonde wife working in the herb garden out back.
"What are you doing out there?" he yelled from the back porch.
"The roots started to show on the herbs so I had to dye them! Didn't you see the note I left you?"
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