"ENGINEERS ALL" joke
Three engineers were travelling by a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer.
Suddenly the car stopped forcing them to pull off to the side of the road They wondered what had gone wrong with the car engine.
The electrical engineer suggested stripping down the electronics of the car to try and trace where the fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggested that perhaps the fuel had emulsified and was getting blocked somewhere.
The Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, came up with a suggestion,' Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, and open all the windows, and see if it works?'
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