"Early one morning" joke

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, It`s time to go to school!" "But why, Mom? I don`t want to go." "Give me two reasons why you don`t want to go." "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!" "Oh, that`s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready." "Give me two reasons why I should go to school." "Well, for one, you`re 52 years old. And for another, you`re the Principal!"

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