"Easter is approaching" joke
Easter is approaching. Father OMaley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar. The catholic florist - $ 300. "Too expensive" moans the priest. The protestant florist - $ 250, "No, it would not be right to buy atanother Christian believer, especially as the price difference is rather small." But lo! Solly Goldberg - $ 75!!! Religion or economics? After much consideration, Solly obtains thecontract. On Easter Sunday morning, Goldbergs men deliver the flowers: wonderfulroses, azaleas, camellias, tulips and carnations. OMaleys last reservations are discarded. When the parishioners arrive in the church, they see the magnificentflower arrangement and a ribbon with the inscription:"Jesus has risen! But the prices of Goldberg always stay the same."
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