"Eavesdropping" joke

A bus stops in New Orleans, and two obviously Italian guys get on and sit down, engaged in lively conversation. A Boston tourist sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her ears perk up like two missiles leaving a silo when she hears one of the guys say,
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."
The woman wheels around. "You foul-mouthed swine!" she shouts indignantly.
"Where I come from, we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," says the guy. "Imma no saying anyting abouta sex-Imma just tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."

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