"Economic Q&A" joke
Q: Why has astrology been invented? A: So that economy could be an accurate science. Q: What’s the difference between an economist and a befuddled old man with Alzheimer’s? A: The economist is the one with the calculator. Q: What’s the difference between economists and businessmen? A: The first don’t keep their feet on the ground; the latest use to keep their four feet in the ground Q: Why did God create economists? A: In order to make weather forecasters look good. Q: What does an economist do? A: A lot in the short run, which amounts to nothing in the long ru Economists wife Two economists meet on the street. One inquires, “How’s your wife? ” The other responds, “Relative to what? ” To an economist, real life is a special case.
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