"Election Gimmickry" joke

A person from Muzaffarpur narrates a story about an election campaign. A car broke down on the road. While the driver was tinkering with the engine, a rustic came along and asked if he could get a ride to his vllage which was a short distance away in the same direction.

"No," replied the car owner, "this car is only meant to take Congress voters from their villages to the polling booth. You go to your village on foot and then I may give you a lift."

The car drove away. The driver remarked to his boss, "Sir, I am sure from this man's village we will not get a single vote."

"That was the whole idea," replied the boss. "I don't want my party to win because it did not give me the ticket."

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