"Elephant jokes 02" joke

What' s big and grey with horns? An elephant marching band! What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant disguised as a banana! What's big, grey and flies straight up? An elecopter! What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill? A get wellephant! What's grey and never needs ironing? A drip dry elephant! What's big and grey and red? A sunburnt elephant! What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?"Pack your trunk and clear out!" How do you get an elephant into a matchbox? Take all the matches out first! What weighs 4 tons and is bright red? An elephant holding its breath!

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