"Elephant jokes 04" joke

What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants? The tusk fairy! What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet? An elephant with spare parts! What's grey but turns red? An embarrassed elephant! What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers? Cinderelephant! When should you feed milk to a baby elephant? When it's a baby elephant! How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed? When your nose touches the ceiling! What do you call an elephant that flies? A jumbo jet! What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

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