"Emergency Repair Kit" joke

Al was helping his blonde girlfriend, Diana, clean out the trunk of her car. In the trunk, he found a bag labelled 'Emergency Repair Kit'. When he looked a little closer, he noticed that there was a stick of dynamite inside the bag.
Finding that a little strange, he asked Diana what it was for.
"It's part of my emergency repair kit," she replied.
"I can see that, but why?" Al asked.
"In case I get a flat and need to blow up one of my tires," Diana explained.

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