"Emperor Constantine's head" joke

I have this posted over my desk. I don’t know who the original author is, but I always found this quote remarkable for coming to grips with unjust and nasty criticism:

A courtier told the Emperor Constantine that a mob had broken the head of his statues with stones. The emperor lifted his hands to his head, saying: “It is very surprising, but I don’t feel hurt in the least.”

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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An eager, but less than bright, young entrepreneur decides to
go into the painting business. So he wanders into the rich part
of town, paint brush in hand, and knocks at the door of a
large house.
"Good day, sir. I was wondering if you had any painting more...

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Why did Hitler commit suicide?
- He got his gas bill

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