"Enough Of The 90's" joke

Signs You've Had Enough Of The 90's

1. You try to enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played patience with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail your work colleague at the desk next to you to ask "Do you fancy going down the pub? " and they reply "Yeah, give me 5 minutes".

5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South America, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbour yet this year.

6. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date.

7. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.

8. You consider The Postal Service painfully slow or call it "snail mail".

9. Your idea of being organised is multiple coloured post-it notes.

10. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.