"Er Who Was 5'2"..." joke

A lawyer who was 5'2" was called to the stand as a witness as a fact witness. On cross-examination, the questioning attorney, who stood over six-and-a-half feet, asked the first lawyer what he did for a living. The witness replied that he was a lawyer.

“You are a lawyer? ” said the cross-examining attorney. “Why, I could put you in my pocket. ”

“Perhaps you could, ” replied the witness. “But if you did, you’d have more law in your pocket than you ever had in your head. ”

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