"Excited about marriage" joke

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob
suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: `Are you the owner?` The pharmacist answers yes. Says Jacob: `We`re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?` Pharmacist: `Of course we do.` Jacob: `How about medicine for circulation?`
Pharmacist: `All kinds.` Jacob: `Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? ` Pharmacist: `Definitely.` Jacob: `How about Viagra?` Pharmacist: `Of course.` Jacob: `Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?` Pharmacist: `Yes, a large variety. The works.` Jacob: `What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson`s disease?` Pharmacist: `Absolutely.` Jacob: `You sell wheelchairs and walkers?` Pharmacist: `All speeds and sizes.` Jacob says to the pharmacist: `We`d like to register here for our wedding gifts, please.`

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