"Excited about marriage" joke

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:' Are you the owner?' The pharmacist answers yes. Says Jacob:' We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?' Pharmacist:' Of course we do.' Jacob:' How about medicine for circulation?' Pharmacist:' All kinds.' Jacob:' Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?' Pharmacist:' Definitely.' Jacob:' How about Viagra?' Pharmacist:' Of course.' Jacob:' Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?' Pharmacist:' Yes, a large variety. The works.' Jacob:' What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?' Pharmacist:' Absolutely.' Jacob:' You sell wheelchairs and walkers?' Pharmacist:' All speeds and sizes.' Jacob says to the pharmacist:' We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please.'

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