"Excuses for not going out with a geek" joke

Need a GOOD excuse for not going out with that geek? Try these:
I'd love to, but...
I want to spend more time with my blender.
The man on television told me to say tuned.
There's a disturbance in the Force.
I'm planning to go downtown to try on gloves.
I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
It's too close to the turn of the century.
I'm making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My Refrigerator."
I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
I am observing a national apathy day
(Taken from the famous IFC collection.)

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