"Expensive Cosmetics" joke
A husband bought his wife a new line of expensive cosmetics that were guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After sitting in front of the mirror for a lengthy time, applying the miracle products, she asked, "Tell me honestly, darling, what age would you say I am?"
He looked her over carefully and replied, "Let's see. Judging from you skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five."
"Oh, you're such a flatterer," she gushed.
"Hey, hold on a second," he interrupted, "I haven't added them up yet."
After being away on business, Clarence McDougal thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50. 00. "That is a bit much," said Clarence.
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