"Extra large condoms" joke
A lady walks into a pharmacy (chemist) and asks if they sell extra large condoms.
The chemist replies, "Yes they are just over there".
She thanks him and stands there near them.
"Would you like a packet", the chemist asks.
The lady replies, "No that's fine. I will just wait until somebody purchases them!"
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"