"F- UCK" joke
What starts with the letter F and ends in UCK?
FiretrUCK
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Three ministers - a Presbyterian, a Methodist, and a Baptist - and their wives were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and before long, they were standing before St. Peter.
First came the Presbyterian and his wife. St. Peter more...
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He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast.
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The more...
My mate Dave is serving a life sentence for something he didn't do.
He didn't wipe his fingerprints off the knife.