"F Word Usage" joke

Fuck is such a versatile word...
Greetings: How the fuck are you!
Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer.
Trouble: Well, I guess I'm fucked now.
Confusion: What the fuck...?
Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!
Denial: I didn't fucking do it.
Apathy: Who gives a fuck anyway?
Suspicion: Who the fuck are you?
Directions: Fuck off.
Chronology: It's Five-Fucking-Thirty!
Business: I hate this fucking job.
Oedipal: Motherfucker.
The word has been used by some very notable people throughout history:
Where the fuck is all that water coming from?
-Captain of the Titanic
That's not a fucking real gun.
-John Lennon
Who's going to fucking know?
-President Nixon
Any fucking idiot could understand that.
-Albert Einstein
What the fuck was that?
-Mayor of Hiroshima
It fucking does "so" look like her.
-Picasso
How the fuck did you work that out?
-Pythagoras
You want "what" on the fucking ceiling?
-Michelangelo
Fuck a duck.
-Walt Disney
Scattered showers my fucking ass!
-Noah
Pick up the fuckin' phone!
-E.T.
Fuck Logic!
-Spock
I can't breathe in this fucking thing!
-Darth Vader
Fuck I'm hungry!
-Ghandi!
Do or do not, there is no fuckin' try!
-Yoda