"Facts of life6…." joke

Every time I think about exercise, I lie down ’til the thought goes away. God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever. It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. If you can remain calm, you just don’t have all the facts. I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart. There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is already full. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. Time may be a great healer, but it’s also a lousy beautician. The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes. The nice part of living in a small town is that when I don’t know what I’m doing, someone else does.

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