"Facts of life 16…" joke

There are two rules for ultimate success in life. Never tell everything you know. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film. You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever. Sex is like snow: you never know how many inches you’ll get or how long it is going to last. Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all its students. It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents, it is how he found out.

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