"Facts of life 8….." joke

One good turn gets most of the blankets. Keep your words soft and sweet ’cause you never know when you’ll have to eat ‘em. Life is like a shower - one wrong move and your in hot water. The best way to succeed in life is to start from scratch and keep scratching. Dead owls don’t give a hoot. The hardest thing in life is to do nothing - ’cause you never know when your finished. Never lick a gift horse in the mouth. Every village has a village idiot, except in Washington D. C. where idiot is plural. The world isn’t crazy, only 90% of it. The other 10% is certifiably insane. The pen stings worse than the sword, especially when you get ink in your eye. Politics is not an exact science, it s more like a sex ed. class

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