"Famous Celebrity Quotes" joke

"Ah, yes, divorce., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
- Robin Williams
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet."
- Mae West
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
- Robin Williams
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
- Oscar Wilde
"Suppose you were an idiot... and suppose you were a member of Congress... but I repeat myself."
- Mark Twain

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