"Famous Last Words" joke

* I'll get a world record for this.
* Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.
* Let's ask that group of basketball players for directions.
* Here's my Kent State student ID.
* It's fireproof.
* He's probably just hibernating.
* What does this button do?
* I'm making a citizen's arrest.
* So, you're a cannibal.
* It's probably just a rash.
* Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
* The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
* Pull the pin and count to what?
* Which wire was I supposed to cut?
* I wonder where the mother bear is.
* I've seen this done on TV.
* These are the good kind of mushrooms.
* I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
* You look just like Charles Manson.
* Rat poison only kills rats.
* It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights
* Give me liberty or give me death.
* It's strong enough for both of us.
* This doesn't taste right.
* I can make this light before it changes.
* Nice doggie.
* I can do that with my eyes closed.
* I've done this before.
* Well, we've made it this far.
* That's odd.
* I'll just slip into the commuter lane for a second.
* OK this is the last time.
* Don't be so superstitious.