"Famous Last Words AGAIN (i Love These!)" joke

FAMOUS LAST WORDS
"One sec, I've got to go the bathroom!"
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"It doesn't hurt... that... bad..."
"This stuff works just as well!"
"It looks like it's coming right towards us!"
"Here, let me handle this, forget the cops!"
"I read this in a 'how-to' magazine once."
"No I'm not a skydiver, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express Last Night."
"Proper equipment is for rich people."
"I don't know. Let's find out!"
"I did it in a video game last night."
"Did you hear that? Sounded like something big. Where's that flashlight?"
And finally...